Taking a good thorough swig of his nutty ale, Nigel Farage looks out over the British Empire –
He’s just finished overseeing the committee room being decked out to look like a Greek temple –
As far as he can tell, life is pretty good; he has a view like no one else in the country.
He closes his eyes and sees himself as John Bull Jovey, raping a nymph; now she’s a cow: Europa.
He wants to see us all turn into braying animals before he fully gets down to fucking us.
By Jove we’re fucked it’s a movement alright
By Jove we’re fucked By Jove.
PCs going mad across the country stomping on filthy leftie scumbags and their fake issues,
Only people who are right on Question Time, a purple and yellow Union Flag for every family,
A free metamorphosis into a honking beast of burden as the very last thing the NHS ever does,
And an end to erectile dysfunction; all of these plus bigotry in our manifesto only £5.
We won’t disappoint unlike literally every other figurehead in history from Jupiter on down.
By Jove we’re fucked then we turn to dust
By Jove we’re fucked By Jove.
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